Thursday, January 31, 2008

what passes for humor these days

Knock knock (or ding dong).

Who’s there?

Conker/bonker/burrito/banana/Thumpkin (or any noun, proper or otherwise, really)

Conker (for the sake of simplicity) who?

Conker has teeth and climbed up your head/body/neck/face (pick any one) and bit your nose/ear/eyeball/face (again, any one will do) off.

Cackling ensues.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Kristi said...

So the questions is; "Do you laugh?"

I love how kids think their stuff is so funny. Kinda like men, ya know? LOL

2/02/2008 7:58 PM  
Blogger mama without instructions said...

if i don't think it's funny tend not to laugh. these variations are strangely funny in the delivery though so i usually end up giggling more than i would have expected.

2/02/2008 9:21 PM  

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