what passes for humor these days
Knock knock (or ding dong).
Who’s there?
Conker/bonker/burrito/banana/Thumpkin (or any noun, proper or otherwise, really)
Conker (for the sake of simplicity) who?
Conker has teeth and climbed up your head/body/neck/face (pick any one) and bit your nose/ear/eyeball/face (again, any one will do) off.
Cackling ensues.
Who’s there?
Conker/bonker/burrito/banana/Thumpkin (or any noun, proper or otherwise, really)
Conker (for the sake of simplicity) who?
Conker has teeth and climbed up your head/body/neck/face (pick any one) and bit your nose/ear/eyeball/face (again, any one will do) off.
Cackling ensues.
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posted by mama without instructions at 6:56 PM
2 Comments:
So the questions is; "Do you laugh?"
I love how kids think their stuff is so funny. Kinda like men, ya know? LOL
if i don't think it's funny tend not to laugh. these variations are strangely funny in the delivery though so i usually end up giggling more than i would have expected.
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